Saumya R Chawla
To know me is to know that I like being no more than four feet away from a lipstick at any given point, and that I live in near-constant fear of going bald.
15 Aug 2018
It’s a new day, a new week, and extreme home renovations have left me with a new room and (hopefully soon) a very-filmy canopy over my bed. What hasn’t changed though, is my lifetime quest for
07 Aug 2018
It’s been a tough few days… You see, in a desperate personal bid to unlock my masculinity, I used only men’s products for a week.
31 Jul 2018
I hate feet. I hate both your and my feet. I hate touching them. I hate having my feet touched. Each pedicure is worse than the last, and they’re all mildly stressful at best. I still voluntarily get them though: I want pretty feet,
25 Jul 2018
It was a cold, dark, rainy, bleak and depressing day.
18 Jul 2018
It feels like a lifetime of moons ago, but I for a while, used to work with a Very Famous & Popular Fashion Designer.
10 Jul 2018
On some days, I impress myself with how perfect my chai tastes. On other days, I impress myself with how well I can cover up my dark circles. It has taken me over a decade to come to terms wit
03 Jul 2018
Can one of you give me a hand? I need help getting up on this pedestal, so I’m closer to the microphone.
26 Jun 2018
If I were to make a list of truly dangerous things that affect me on a very personal level; you can be assured that the list will be rather short.
19 Jun 2018
I’ll admit, I am shallow enough to be influenced by flawless, porcelain-faced actresses in Korean dramas — I guess watching them in HD does that to a person.
12 Jun 2018
Picture this: you’re crashing at a friends’ place for a couple of days and are in the shower (I swear I was NOT snooping around) when you happen to see a damp beauty blender.
05 Jun 2018
Yes, yes — I know that I have a lot of opinions…about a lot of things. Sometimes even things I know nothing about; but trust me when I say that this is not one of them.
29 May 2018
If you’re finding yourself as lost and dazed by work at this point as I am; and are counting down minutes until you board your bus/train/plane or however it is that you’re travelling to get your summe
23 May 2018
As you all already know by now, when the time comes to read my will, the real winners will be 1) those who match an NC40-42 and 2) everybody who loves a good hand cream
15 May 2018
Cushions and pillow cases are a serious business in my family. When I moved out of home for college, as a little adult-child hybrid — my parents sent me off on my way with two things: a very serious a
09 May 2018