With the Wikileaks sending shivers down diplomatic spines all over the world, I have often wondered how the American embassy would be reporting back to Washington on happenings in India in general, and the kleptocratic society we live in, in particular. Here’s how it most likely would be.
Of the many things immutable in present day India and amid other uncertainties that beset this benighted country called India, the longevity of the kleptocratic society is fully assured — this, for us, how reassuring is it! Hard to believe but reassuringly and surrealistically true is the fact that there is a mad scramble,so the story goes, among all insurance companies to insure it against a chance occurrence.
The insurance shall never have to be redeemed; so cocksure are all Indians about its continuance without a hiccup. To be fair, there is no dearth of Doubting Thomases who are forever prophesising finis to this society. Such hopes are nurtured, happily (!), on the quicksand foundation of the sporadic recrudescence of activity displayed by the CBI from time to time and on the so-called hot air unleashed by the CVC in its periodic incantation of honesty. But like quicksand they surprise you with its hollowness; hot airs are hot airs good only for the formation of monsoon clouds. They are quickly forgotten.
The denizens of this sublime society hail the visible achiever much as they castigate the voiceless, faceless nincompoop! Little wonder the foundations have been rendered earthquake-proof of any rich vicious magnitude (inquiry)! And see the magnificent super-structure that seems to be forever growing into the sky.
Every day there’s something to the matter, the tall imperial edifice keep ascending to high heavens as the myopic idealist standing on the ground misses out on the happenings in the rarefied stratospheric environs. The yawn widens further making the moralist hang in midair, in animated suspension, unable to appreciate the higher “reality”. All his ranting refuses to lift off the ground. He’s an anachronism.
See the flip side of this venerable society. Its roots are firm, almost invincible, and they run deep and criss-cross one another. The result: they bind the sub-soil inexorably, making a continental drift defy the time-tested laws of geology! On the surface it meanders much like limestone topography, giving rise to stalagmites, stalactites, and columns assuming shape and size depending on the availability of the stated quantum of precious lime.
In practical terms, they are the bourses encashable in the banks that can’t get illiquid because they have the backing of the rock-hard state apparatus. Who would like to dissolve such an apparatus unless he is bird-brained to do so! The apparatus subsumes all the tricks and rules of the game, all the propitious ground conditions that make a Tehelka possible, the large and petty crimes — CWG, Adarshgate, 2G Spectrum scams — that make up a marketplace in whose entrepot CBI, CVC and other vigilante outfits draw succour and offer plentiful employment.
Paradoxical as it may sound, they subinfeud the system. Trust begets trust and it is the same theory here: carnal in appetite and bacchanalian in spirit. He who’s employed the shortcut clandestine route hogs it as an aphrodisiac. He would make no compromise on that score, for the meritorious path is not so meretricious and saturnalian. He stands to lose here. And they are the vociferous lot who make or mar Indian society.
Given the scams listed above, be convinced that the kleptocratic society is here to stay — for keeps. Mercifully, klepto society is proactive, making things happen.
It is in the same breath also reactive — quickly playacting the ideal role when certain flagrante delicto is caught out to discomfit its kleptoacts. In such rare cases it pays to look the purist. Because kleptocracy is still not a staid term in the lexicon — even here in India — though the inhered histrionics practised over years in varied situations and climes come in handy. Every experience counts, rich as it always is.
I must elaborate here to make it less abstract. Klepto society believes in aggressive marketing. In a way, it has to. Because without this important prop it is liable to slip into disrepute and consequential obsolescence. With shamelessness its leitmotif of existence, the exercise is none too difficult — this exercise of self-promotion with a catholic heart. Where every creature comfort is peddled and provided to the powers-that-be so that the coffin’s shroud is left alone there, not resurrected. The lies and stealth remains embalmed.
A direct outflow of this is that the straitlaced is rubbished with impunity. The filth and dirt stay hidden. The promotion campaign of the Klepto society earns its rich dividends. This is what makes this Republic of Kleptos impregnable. Their servitor manners and bootlicking instincts make them a veritable band of achievers who can pluck the moon for their seniors, if asked.
If the moon is unpluckable, not so their pluck and confidence. They may yet rustle up an ersatz moon from nowhere for the boss to moon over his own diktat. True, an odd hiccup can put paid to such impulses.But such one-offs hardly tarnish the Teflon image. Public memory here is frightfully short, catalysed as it is with innumerable scams that show their putrescent heads to lie embedded in the avalanche of its own siblings. As I write, I can see more of the Indian Neros go to fiddle as the nation now a teardrop in world economy and in complete disarray, slides to invisibility and into a quagmire of its own making. So worry not; we need to vociferously applaud their goings-on with passionate fervour and declamation much as our President did in her address to the Parliament.
--- mohanty_sudhansu@hotmail.com
The views expressed are personal. The author blogs at babupaedia.blogspot.com