Mullah Nasruddin and his wife were both very competitive, and one time, they decided to play the ‘Remember’ game.
After several months of playing, Nasruddin decided to go on a long trip and return with a gift, in hopes that his wife would forget to say ‘Remember’ when she accepted the gift.
A year later, he came home with the gift, sure that his amazing patience and planning would pay off.
When his wife answered the door, she, holding a small baby in her hands, said: “Here is your new son!”
Nasruddin was caught so off guard that he immediately embraced the baby, prompting his wife to immediately exclaim “You forgot.”